SAMANTHA D'GIFF

Samantha cannot sing, write, dance, tell time, comprehend the usage of semi colons, oh and she is a terrible actor. Along with every other “Hollywood starlet”, the authenticity of Samantha’s breasts may be subject to questioning. Although, Samantha is truly unique in that her teeth are real.

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About Sam

Samantha cannot sing, write, dance, tell time, comprehend the usage of semi colons, oh and she is a terrible actor. Along with every other “Hollywood starlet”, the authenticity of Samantha’s breasts may be subject to questioning. Although, Samantha is truly unique in that her teeth are real.

AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Hello. I was born in the United States and I am fluent in Klingon. I enjoy adventurous activities such as experimenting with new Rooibos Tea blends. My adventures extend to playing blindfolded chess, and drinking the rain. (I am proud to say that I have managed to catch approximately a 1/16 cup of rain in my mouth.) Furthermore, I enjoy a good game of Balderdash while indulging in tea biscuits and strawberry water that I create with my water infuser. 



I am also an esteemed alumni member of the Advanced Dungeon and Dragons Unisex League which is part of an institution that uses Klingon as the official language. I do not like small children, nor do I like small animals other than animals belonging to the family of the Sciurdae. Oh, and I must note I am partial to chipmunks. Squirrels are rather rude and obnoxious at times.

ShowDates

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28 Oct, 6:30 PM

WiseGuys Show
Venue: Riverview Country Club
Address: 4200 Bechelli Ln, Redding, CA 96002

5 Oct, 6:30 PM

WiseGuys Show
Venue: Danford's Hotel & Marina
Address: 25 E Broadway, Port Jefferson, NY 11777

10 Mar, 8:00 PM

Live with Sal "The Voice" Valentinetti
Venue: Putnam County Golf Course
Address: 187 Hill Street, Mahopac, New York 10541

13 Jan, 7:00 PM

Private Event
ONE NIGHT ONLY
Address: 50 West Street, New York, NY 10006

Contact Sam

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